so i was about to write a pointless post sharing a pointless fact about how when i eat watermelon, i get this sensation like it's leaking out of my chin. isn't that weird? does anyone else ever get that? anyway, i googled watermelon for an image and found that there exists this whole seedy underbelly of underground watermelon sculpture artists. i'm not een joking. i'm just as disturbed as you, believe me. mostly because of this picture. i simply don't appreciate it and i don't know if i can ever look at watermelon the same way again. thanks a lot. sorry watermelon, i'm sorry for whoever did this to you and because i am also part of the human race.